My day, so far.

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my day, short stories, short story, stephen, the mist, you bitch!"

I woke up, hungover as fuck. Showered under 4 sprays of fcuk. 3 minutes later I’m in in my car, on my way to school. Already 3 minutes behind schedule. I drive down the steep hill, and can’t see shit. Clouds, clouds, everywhere.

 

“CAN IT BE? IS THIS THE MIST?” I ask myself. Still half asleep, I slow down to grab my bow and arrow from the secret compartment in my glovebox. As I’m stringing my bow, I see blurry figures in my rearview mirror. I speed up. I’m out of my mind, scared. And there’s only 1 person to call. I call Stephen.

“Hello?” He answers.

“Stephen, you bitch! You didn’t tell me “The Mist was for real!” I say, exasperated.

He snickers like a bitch. “It’s not, just relax, that was all fiction, it will clear.”

Right then, it cleared. And my life went back to normal. I guess there’s something called fog, and it’s actually quite common, just not in this area. Thanks a lot Steve!

x’s and o’s?

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bliss, poetry, valentine's day, x's and o's

I just wrote this poem for the haters:

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x’s and o’s?

I’d rather have sex wit the hoes,

she’s in fishnets, under those clothes,

Lo and behold, told and re-told

the story, and this is how it goes:

x’s and o’s

I’d rather have sex wit the hoes,

she’s in fishnets, I just watched her unclothe

 

threw this together real quick today:

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baby baby, clouded, dip ina, faded, haters, hot as hades, jtkilla, lacy, poem, poetry, rap, verse

Always gettin faded lately

Haters always front about it

Jt killa baby-baby

I don’t give a fuck about em

Hallways gettin hazy hazy

Mind’s gettin very clouded 

Hot as hades, she so lacy 

Said lets go it’s gettin crowded 

Dip ina, 80′s purple cades 

She don’t wan get out it

Yeah I’m wit yo lady lady

Good thing that she don’t doubt it 

A little poem I wrote

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gym, poem, school, work

It goes:

Work school gym,

work school gym,

work school gym,

wlkg schiller ikm,

wlerkjewlhhymn,

purp sex gin.

Fucking illuminati took down my site

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2012 Summer Olympics, Barack Obama, god, Illuminati, Jonathan Davis, Korn, secretworld, White House

I’m just speculating on why www.Jtkilla.com got taken down but I have strong reason to believe it was the illuminati. Myself, and my allies are still working on it. Until then I’m going to keep blogging on wordpress till the wheels fall off. Bc I’m sure this will soon get taken down as well. At least warn me first! God, what happened to freedom of speech? God: What happened to freedom of speech.

 

 

Speeches in Community College

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class, community college, English language, fuck, fuck speeches, Health, jtkilla, jtkilla.com, lazy ass teachers, lazy teachers, Psych, Public speaking, rate my professor, ratemyprofessor.com, Speech, Teacher

I’m sorry, but WHY OH FUCKING WHY does EVERY class these days require a speech?

Spanish, Health, Psych, English, Music, ASL, English, Anthropology, Nutrition, Humanities… the list goes on and on.

I PAY A FUCK LOAD OF MONEY TO TAKE THESE CLASSES TO LISTEN TO A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL TEACH THE MATERIAL NOT SOME FUCK TARD REGURGITATING WIKIPEDIA, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

LAZY, LAZY, LAZY ASS TEACHERS. THERE’S A SPEECH CLASS FOR A REASON.

It’s hard enough listening to the fresh out of high school kids participate in class discussions, do I really want to hear them give a speech? No. Fuck no.

The speeches I’ve appreciated the most are the one’s given by a guest speaker that the teacher brings in. Nearly always they have a tremendous amount of experience with the subject they’re talking about. Which is what I fucking expect if you’re giving a speech and expect me to take you seriously. I’m not saying students themselves can’t give good speeches, it’s just rare.

Part of my anger stems from having performance anxiety (not the bedroom kind) But really, who even likes giving speeches? It’s some awkward shit standing in front of the class most likely talking about something you don’t know much about, and don’t give a fuck about.

I would like to take a moment to applaud my Math and History teachers. They don’t fuck around. 3/3 history teachers and 5/5 math teachers said “Fuck a speech, I’m the trained professional, I study this shit for a living, I’m going to use the students expensive ass time to the fullest and teach the class my very professional self.”

::::End rant:::

“Hello, I’d like to buy a nuke.”

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Amazon.com, Barnes, Barnes & Noble, book worm, book wurm, Google, Katherine Heigl, LOL! (program), nerd, Noble, YouTube

So I’m outside Barnes and Noble w/ my friend who just pronounced the Amazon Nook as “Nuke”. Lmao. I respond “Hey, yeah, I wanna know how much those cost. Can you ask the lady at the front desk for me?” “Okay” She replies, and we stroll up to the queen of the book worms at the nook booth. My friend casually asks “Hey, how much for a nuke?”

www.Jtkilla.com down WTF?

So….. you prob didn’t know – I started blogging on www.Jtkilla.com – a domain my friends at www.chubsandchalmers.com hooked me up with. Buttttt that shit has been shut down for weeks for some odd reason. Keep you posted. Many blogs to come once I get the bullshit figured out. Thanxxx – Jtkilla

Sick

Sick as fuck. In the baddd way. To clarify: bad means not good. (I know in some places people still use “bad’ to mean something awesome.)

Cold ass Cali

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chilled, cold, cool, frost, frosty, frozen, glacier, iceberg, icicle, icy, snow, wintry

OMG it’s cold, I’m snuggling in bed w/ my better-than-body-heat-laptop.

My baths are getting longer and longer now that it’s Winter. Don’t ever want to get out. Brrr.